A goat in a green suit takes his desk job more seriously than anyone asked.
A horned goat in a green suit and violet tie sits at a desk beside a small lamp. Its formal pose and direct gaze make the unlikely office portrait quietly funny without needing a caption.
Perfect for a home office or downstairs loo, where its deadpan formality turns any glance into a quiet laugh.
UV-printed directly onto 4 mm tempered safety glass
Glossy, frameless finish — no frame needed
Arrives ready to hang, fitting attached
Wipe-clean; fine in kitchens & bathrooms
Size guide
Five sizes, one simple rule: tape it on the wall before you order.
All dimensions are width × height.
Glass wall art dimensions
Size
Centimetres
Inches
Works well
XS
19 × 30 cm
7.5 × 12 in
Shelves, narrow walls, small groupings
S
25 × 40 cm
10 × 16 in
Bedside, hallway, pairs
M
35 × 55 cm
14 × 22 in
A single piece with space around it; desks and consoles
L
46 × 72 cm
18 × 28.5 in
Above a sideboard, bed or small sofa
XL
70 × 110 cm
27.5 × 43 in
A focal point above a sofa or in a large room
A quick rule of thumb
Above furniture, a piece (or a group) usually looks balanced at about two-thirds of the furniture's width, hung so the centre sits roughly at eye level. These are starting points, not rules — your space decides.
Try it before you order
Mark the exact width and height with paper or masking tape.
Step back to where you usually sit or stand, then look again from the doorway.
Check how it sits beside furniture, lights and shelves.
For two or more pieces, mark every panel and the gaps between them — or try the Wall Set builder.
Room images are visualisations; use the dimensions of your chosen size to judge your space. Need a second opinion? Send us a photo of your wall.
Made to order, delivered in 4–9 business days.Free tracked express shipping.
Width × height XS 19 × 30 cm (7.5 × 12 in) S 25 × 40 cm (10 × 16 in) M 35 × 55 cm (14 × 22 in) L 46 × 72 cm (18 × 28.5 in) XL 70 × 110 cm (27.5 × 43 in)
Tip: tape the outline on your wall before ordering. Room and studio images are visualisations; use your chosen size to judge your space. Size guide
The artwork is UV-printed directly onto glossy 4 mm tempered safety glass on Japanese Mimaki printers, using GREENGUARD Gold certified inks — no paper print, no glue, no lamination. Frameless, with a clean glass edge. Because it is glossy, the glass reflects its surroundings, including bright windows.
Free tracked express shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Singapore and 13 European countries. Made to order in 2–4 business days, then delivered in 2–5 business days.
No hidden costs — the price you see at checkout is final, with nothing extra to pay on delivery.
30-day returns for unused pieces in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, we replace it free of charge. Full details
Arrives ready to hang: the fitting is attached to the back and the matching wall bracket is included. Screws and wall plugs are not included, as they depend on your wall. How to hang it
Tempered safety glass, 4 mm. Handle by the edges and protect the corners; do not install a damaged piece. Use fixings suitable for your wall and the piece's size. Keep packaging away from small children.
